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A Feral and Sober Christmas Crystal Ornament
A little unhinged. A lot grateful. Fully festive.
The A Feral & Sober Christmas ornament is pure Recovery Raccoon holiday energy: a cheeky raccoon in a Santa hat popping out of a gift box like, “Surprise, I brought emotional sobriety and a little chaos.” With confetti, ribbons, and tiny presents flying everywhere, this ornament brings humor, heart, and just the right amount of holiday nonsense to the season.
The crystal-clear glass catches the light beautifully, while the white backing helps the artwork stand out so the whole scene really shines on the tree, in a window, or anywhere you need a little extra sparkle. It hangs from a red ribbon and makes a great gift for someone walking through the holidays in recovery, trying to stay grounded, and choosing joy without pretending everything is perfectly polished.
It’s festive, funny, and honest. Which is kind of the whole Recovery Raccoon brand.
Product features- Solid crystal glass for bright, clear shine
- 3" x 3" round ornament with faceted edge detail
- White backing helps the design pop
- Includes red ribbon for easy hanging
- One ornament per order
- Wipe gently with a soft, dry cloth
- Handle with care
Crystal glass
A transparent material made with the same ingredients as glass, but with added lead-oxide or metal-oxide
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