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Don't Drink, Don't Think Poster — Recovery Raccoon Motivational Wall Art
For the wall that needs a little recovery wisdom and a tiny raccoon side-eye.
This rolled art print features Recovery Raccoon looking gloriously over it in a hoodie, slumped in a folding chair with coffee nearby and a small toolbox ready for emotional repairs. Across the top: “DON’T DRINK. DON’T THINK. GET TO THE CHAIR.”
Because sometimes the miracle is not a lightning bolt. Sometimes it is caffeine, a folding chair, and not trusting your brain after 8:47 p.m.
The earthy sepia tones and soft weathered texture give it that “found in the back room of a roadside repair shop that somehow also hosts meetings” feeling. Familiar. A little battered. Still standing. Very on brand.
Choose from fine art, semi-glossy, or matte paper, with multiple sizes and orientations available so Recovery Raccoon can supervise your home office, garage, studio, meeting corner, or any wall currently pretending it does not need hope.
Product Features- Giclée printing for bright, fade-resistant color under regular sunlight
- Three paper options: textured Fine Art, Smooth Semi-Glossy, or lighter Matte
- Archival-quality fine art paper and high-weight photo options
- Multiple sizes available in horizontal and vertical orientations
- Sourced blanks from the USA and Japan
- Intended for an adult audience with a sense of humor and at least one emotional toolbox
If your print collects dust, gently wipe it with a clean, dry cloth. No soaking, scrubbing, or dramatic spiritual cleansing required.
Matte paper
Matte paper is a lighter-weight paper than fine art paper, and is optimized for artwork and can be suitable for photography in scenarios where a less glossy appearance is preferred
Fine art paper
The fine art paper is equivalent to traditional watercolor or etching paper. It has a soft textured surface and archival quality
Semi glossy paper
The semi-glossy paper is a bright white photo paper with a satin finish, and it offers full sharp color fidelity
Giclée print
Bright and intense colors for your desired design that will not fade when exposed to sunlight regularly
Age restrictions
For adults
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from USA (JONDO) and Japan (Printify Choice)
If the print does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth..
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