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Meet Rock Creek Roast, your 12 oz bag of “please let me become a person today” coffee.
This medium roast is smooth, cozy, and just bright enough to help your soul re-enter the chat. With tasting notes of toffee, dark chocolate, citrus, sweet orange, chocolate, and brown sugar, it’s got that perfect little balance of comfort and zing. Not chaotic. Not bitter. Just a warm cup of okay, we can do the next thing right.
Sourced from Central America and small-batch roasted in the USA, this blend is made for everyday sipping, whether you’re easing into the morning, surviving the afternoon, or staring at your to-do list like it personally betrayed you.
Brew it your way: drip coffee maker, pour-over, espresso machine, Moka Pot, or cold brew. Available in whole bean or ground, because recovery has enough decisions already.
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Rock Creek Blend
A fan favorite, this coffee features tasting notes of toffee, dark chocolate, and citrus, this brew is sure to put a spring in your step and a smile on your face.
Store coffee in a cool dry place away from direct sunlight to preserve freshness and aroma. Once opened, seal the bag by closing the locking flap with the bag to prevent the coffee from being exposed to oxygen. .
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