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Broken Top Coffee Blend (Medium Roast)
Meet your new daily “please let me be a functional woodland adult” coffee.
This 12oz medium roast brings cozy notes of chocolate-covered almonds, maple syrup, and citrus, which is basically breakfast having a tiny emotional breakthrough. Sourced from Central America and roasted with care in the USA, this blend is smooth, flavorful, and ready to help you do the next thing right.
Choose whole bean if you like the ritual. Choose ground if your morning brain is still buffering in a hoodie. Either way, this coffee is here for the daily routine, the recovery toolbox, the meeting-before-the-meeting energy, and the sacred moment where nobody talks to you until the first sip has landed.
Small batch roasted by experts for quality, consistency, and freshness, because even raccoons deserve standards when crawling out of the emotional dumpster.
Product Details- Size: 12oz / 340g
- Roast: Medium
- Tasting Notes: Chocolate-covered almonds, maple syrup, citrus
- Growing Region: Central America
- Options: Whole bean or ground
- Roasted in: USA
- Quality: Specialty Grade Craft Coffee, graded and certified according to Specialty Coffee Association guidelines
- Batch Style: Small batch roasted for freshness and consistency
- Ships to: United States, U.S. territories, and Canada
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Broken Top Blend
Snuggle up with a warm cup of Broken Top, featuring rich tasting notes of hazelnut and caramel. This brew provides a comforting flavor profile that is sure to satisfy you on any cold day.
Store coffee in a cool dry place away from direct sunlight to preserve freshness and aroma. Once opened, seal the bag by closing the locking flap with the bag to prevent the coffee from being exposed to oxygen. .
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