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Bitterroot Coffee Blend (Dark French Roast)
For when your morning needs less “gentle suggestion” and more “get in the chair, we have things to do.”
The Bitterroot Coffee Blend is a bold little cup with a backbone. This 12 oz Dark French roast brings deep, bittersweet flavor with cocoa, toasted nuts, and a strong finish that does not whisper. It knocks politely, then lets itself in.
Sourced from South America and roasted with care in the USA, this blend is rich, toasty, and full of personality. Basically, it’s the coffee version of a raccoon in a hoodie making eye contact while holding a clipboard labeled “Next Right Thing.”
Brew it in your drip coffee maker, French press, or percolator, and choose whole bean or ground depending on whether your morning has executive function available.
Perfect for early meetings, late-night inventory, cold mornings, or any time your spirit needs a little dark-roast emotional support in the Dumpster of Light.
Product Details- Size: 12 oz / 340 g
- Roast: Dark French roast
- Flavor profile: Bittersweet, chocolatey, toasty, strong finish
- Tasting notes: Cocoa and toasted nuts
- Growing region: South America
- Options: Whole bean or ground
- Roasted in: USA
- Quality: Small batch roasted for freshness, consistency, and flavor
- Certification: Graded and certified as “Specialty Grade Craft Coffee” according to Specialty Coffee Association guidelines
- Shipping: Ships only to the United States, U.S. territories, and Canada
- Marketplace note: Not eligible for publishing on Etsy, eBay, or Amazon US
Bitterroot Blend
Indulge in the rich and robust flavors of Bitterroot. This bold, full-bodied coffee is the perfect brew for those who enjoy a more traditional cup.
Store coffee in a cool dry place away from direct sunlight to preserve freshness and aroma. Once opened, seal the bag by closing the locking flap with the bag to prevent the coffee from being exposed to oxygen. .
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