Funny, weird, oddly encouraging goods for humans doing their best.

Some mornings require spiritual growth. Other mornings require coffee before we make eye contact with a single human being.
This Colombia Single Origin is a 12 oz bag of gently caffeinated emotional support, roasted light-medium for a mellow, savory cup with crisp acidity and a soft little sweetness that says, “We are not yelling at the day. We are approaching it with a mug.”
With tasting notes of citrus, melon, cooked honeydew, and cocoa, this coffee brings a bright-but-grounded flavor that works beautifully for pour-over, Aeropress, or whatever brewing method gets you from “absolutely not” to “fine, I can do the next thing right.”
Available in whole bean or ground, roasted in the USA, and small-batch crafted for freshness, consistency, and quality.
Perfect for quiet mornings, meeting-after-the-meeting chats, recovery journaling, or standing in the kitchen whispering, “Higher Power, please handle my personality until this kicks in.”
Product DetailsThis product is not eligible for publishing on Etsy, eBay, or Amazon US.
Colombia Single Origin
A great single origin that is mellow and simple without overpowering fruity notes.
Store coffee in a cool dry place away from direct sunlight to preserve freshness and aroma. Once opened, seal the bag by closing the locking flap with the bag to prevent the coffee from being exposed to oxygen. .
Accurate shipping options will be available in checkout after entering your full address.
Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.
We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
See terms and conditions