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Funny 'My Drinking Days Are Fossilized' T-Shirt - Dinosaur Skeleton Drinking Humor Tee
Some things belong in a museum. My former coping mechanism is one of them.
The My Drinking Days Are Fossilized tee features a distressed dinosaur skeleton beneath a bold vintage headline, with the plaque-worthy reminder: “Former Coping Mechanism. Now Extinct.”
It is recovery humor with a little prehistoric bite. Not because the past was glamorous, but because sometimes healing looks like being able to laugh at what no longer runs your life.
The muted retro artwork blends into the fabric for an aged, lived-in look that pairs easily with jeans, leggings, an open flannel, or your favorite soft cardigan. Wear it to meetings, casual gatherings, recovery events, coffee runs, or anywhere you feel like quietly announcing that your old survival strategy has officially gone the way of the dinosaurs.
Product Features- Made from 100% lightweight ring-spun cotton
- Soft and breathable 4.5 oz. fabric
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams
- Ribbed crew neckline with added elasticity
- Shoulder tape helps prevent stretching and maintain shape
- Pearlized tear-away label for added comfort
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified
- DTG and DTF printing methods create detailed, durable artwork
- Machine wash cold, maximum 30°C or 90°F, with similar colors
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Iron, steam, or dry using low heat
- Do not bleach
- Do not dry clean
The past happened. The coping mechanism is extinct. Recovery lives here now.
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make very durable and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric.
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Bangladesh
DTF sleeve prints
The sleeve prints offered by Print Clever are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment method
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors ; Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not dryclean; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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